I think they're being too nice actually....

Yes, this is the news that a school has left a confidential report laying around in the street containing details of several pupils and their educational needs and circumstances. Not only that, they also use rather colourful language in describing them, such as "ding bat", "wally" and saying that one boy's mother was "quite rough".

When I saw which school it was I was actually surprised how nice they had been - I can think of far more accurate things to say about most of the brats who go there. "Quite rough" by Howard standards must be extremely bad! Still, it brightened up my Monday morning anyway :)